What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A man died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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