- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Robin get in the batmobile!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

i just wrote this so hard

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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