- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Roses are flowers.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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