Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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