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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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