Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Title IX

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

School

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How about that airline food?

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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