Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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