A sober Irish individual.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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How about that airline food?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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how do you win a game try your best

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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