- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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