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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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