- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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