- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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