- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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