have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Waffles ate my grandma

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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