What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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