- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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