- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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