- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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