What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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