What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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