Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Roses are red, yup.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

you know whats not funny white boards.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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