- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

what did the man say to the other man? hey

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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