- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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