- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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