- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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