What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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