- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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