what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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