- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Everybody will die

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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