What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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