a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

womans having rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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