- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Tony Romo

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is life? Paul.

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