What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A pope meets another one

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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