Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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