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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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