A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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