- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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