- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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