- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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