- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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