- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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