Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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