Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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