- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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