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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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