SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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