- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

You know what's funny? Rape

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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