- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

All of these jokes are about white people

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make the general public confused? ...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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