- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Lil Wayne

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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