- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Potassium? K.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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