How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

The Big Band Theory

why did the black guy die? cancer

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

race-car = rac-ecar

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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