Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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