What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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