Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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