Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are white people white? I don't know

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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