There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Knock Knock.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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John Cena for president

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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