- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your mom is so old she died

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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