- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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