You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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