"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Anti Joke

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