Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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12 in general

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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