- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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