- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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