- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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