Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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