Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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