A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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