- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Take part of what?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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