https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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