How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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