How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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