What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

womens rights.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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