- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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