- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Obama = ebola

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

YOU

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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