- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

woman's lacrosse

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Man U

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.