- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Womens rights

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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