- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

women's rights.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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