- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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