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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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