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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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