- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Small Penis.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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