Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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