a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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