- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

haha black people :D

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