- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

poopy is poopy

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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