- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

9/11 my birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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