- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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