A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Neither have I

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

like most people my age. im 27

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...