- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

knock knock who's there? faith

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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