Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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