- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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