- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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