How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

No it doesnt..

Anti Joke

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