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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

can you pass the soap?

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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