- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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