- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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