- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are flowers.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

men's rights activists

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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