- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are flowers.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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