- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

someone called someone else a frog

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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