- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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