How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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