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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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