- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Women's Rights

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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