Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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