- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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