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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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