- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

The FCC

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Guess what What

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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