Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Jeff

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Grace Ackerson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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