- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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