- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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