whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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