Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

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