Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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