- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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