- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

someone called someone else a frog

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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