- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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