What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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