- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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