- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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