- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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