What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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