Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Pain Olympics.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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