- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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