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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Michael Brown

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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