Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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