What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Pickles

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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