Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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autistic kids rock

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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