- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Pickles

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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