Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Horse.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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