- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats 1+1? window!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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