How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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sadf

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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