- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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