- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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