- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

I'm tired.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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