- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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