- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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