- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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