- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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