why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

can you touch your toes? no

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Boob

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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