- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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