Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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