- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

You are joking right?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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