- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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