whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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