What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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