- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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