What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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