- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Women's Rights

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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