Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Niall Horan

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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