- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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