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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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i committed murder

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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