- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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