- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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