A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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