Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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