^ That's not even funny ^

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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guess what>? your mum lol

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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