what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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sadf

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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