- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

here's a joke... the american education society

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van