What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Take part of what?

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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