- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Obama = ebola

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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