Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What stops a train? A missile

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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