- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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