- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

a black man walks out of popeyes

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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