- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

my egg roll

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How old are you? 7

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Jack Stevens

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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