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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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