- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

knock knock come in

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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