- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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