What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Gay rights.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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