- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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