- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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