- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

whats brown and sticky a stick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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