Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Women's Rights.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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