- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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