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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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