dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

poo

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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