- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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