- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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