whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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